What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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8=D

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Hi

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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