There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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