Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Ass

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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