It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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