Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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ur mother

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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