A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Nickelback.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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An atheist walks into a church

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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