David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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