- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

So these two girls have a cup .

There's my tractor.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Okay, one second.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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