Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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a woman votes!

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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