When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Once upon a time.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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