What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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