Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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