Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Women's rights

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Anti Joke

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