What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What's up? The sky.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Anti Joke

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