Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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You copy and paster!

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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