Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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bacon

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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