Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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shut up iggy

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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A black man in a country bar.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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