what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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