Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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autsim

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Knock Knock Come in.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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