You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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69

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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hi

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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whats better than shoes feet

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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