"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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obama's promises

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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. . I am a whale

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