A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Adele walks into the stables

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Anti Joke

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