Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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The Big Band Theory

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Wumbo

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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