Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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minecraft

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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cool

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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