- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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A seal walks into a club.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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