Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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eh

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Your Mom

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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