- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Women's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Canada

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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