whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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VAGINA.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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