which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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