- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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