Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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