A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Blind people can't read this.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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