How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Hey, look under there! Under what?

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

360 NO SCOPE

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

womens rights

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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