- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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