Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Knock Knock.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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