A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Where's the dick??? east

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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