Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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