How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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i had sex.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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MICHAEL

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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