A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Dislike this.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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