How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Weaner

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Justin Beiber

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Stealth baseballs record

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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