BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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NEVER

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Katy Perry

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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