Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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