Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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refridgrator

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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