What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Your Mom

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Bumsniffer

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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