Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Ebola

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What's up? Your time.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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