Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Woman's rights.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Anti Joke

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