How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Nicolas Cage

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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