why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Anti Joke

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