i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Elizabeth Warren

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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