How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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who else is on here?

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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