- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Whats funny? Your face.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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