A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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