Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

ass in my face ? no

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

non poop

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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