Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Tim's gay.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Koalas mum is a slut

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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