Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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