A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Morning wood.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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Your mums a potato

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What comes after 69? 70

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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