I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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womens rights

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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I don't get it

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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