Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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