Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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you gay?

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Anti Joke

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