A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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hi dave

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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your face.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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