whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Anti Joke

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