what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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newt gingrich

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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French people

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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