roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Poker face

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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