I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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poop.........

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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