What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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William wright is Gay

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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