What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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This is not an anti joke.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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