*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Women.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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