What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

knock knock? come in

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

what's funnier than hell? heaven

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

EGGPLANT

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

9/11

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's the difference between a duck?

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