What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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