- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Gun Control

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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