What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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