If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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cory is gay

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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