Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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how did the little girl die cancer

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Anti Joke

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