i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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CRY

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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