what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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