How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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colby doesnt shave

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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The Mets win the World Series

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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George W. Bush

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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