What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Caitlyn.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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I'm taken

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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No.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Anti Joke

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