Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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women's rights

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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the love boat

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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