Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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