Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

full house

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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