Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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mark lawson likes boys

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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