I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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girls basketball

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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