Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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