Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Women's rights.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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