- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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