Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Religion.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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