A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Jovan

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Good job, son.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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