Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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