Abortion

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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hi

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Girls

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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your a towel.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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