Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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I? Everett

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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