Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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