What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Twenty-Four

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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