Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Tunechi

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Myspace

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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monkey sponge

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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