- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Justin Bieber.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Halo < COD

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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