Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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whats my name? Matt

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i am and me is i

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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