What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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ballsack

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

A guy trips a blind man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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