What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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