There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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My name is Harry.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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