Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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I? Everett

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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