What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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So. The gays. ...

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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