Q: What's the point? A: .

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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