Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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