Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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run farther?

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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