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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

mark lawson likes boys

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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