what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Woman's Rights

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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