If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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