Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Adam Sandler.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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knock knock go away

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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okay so theres this guy.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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