Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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