What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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My mom.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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69

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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