A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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So one time this woman was learning...

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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oops

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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