Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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The Big Band Theory

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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