Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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I dislike old people.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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