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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

2 black kids walk into school

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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