Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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hi joshua

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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