What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Anti Joke

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