Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Rebecca Black.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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