How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Women's Rights

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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