How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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You just won the game...

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Who is John Galt?

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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penis hehehehe

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Anti Joke

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