If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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