what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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call me maybe.

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Female rights.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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