In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Small Penis.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Anti Joke

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