What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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ps3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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