- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

Why was Timmy sad?

that wall over there ->

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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