what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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