Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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