Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Society.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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