Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Keanu Reaves

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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