What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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George W. Bush

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Dance is a sport

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Hello penis

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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