did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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