so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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whats better than 24................. 25

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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