The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Hi

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

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