What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Welcome To Facebook

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What should I name my dog?

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What did the fish say after he

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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