John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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