What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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womens rights.

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boo

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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