- Anti Joke

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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