Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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