why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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God

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why....... Because.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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