what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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