Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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