Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

what do u call a apple a apple

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Black Poeple

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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