there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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I like to eat.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Your Mom

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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