Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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