What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Turkeys are obese

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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women's rights

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