What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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